A joke

I tell you a joke its title was Joining a Church. Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?""No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the pastor."My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there.""You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know," said the young man, "We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either."

A video review

Do you ever seen a video review call carlie and lola? The title is call I promise honestly we can look after your dog. Once there were two children they are brother and sister who call charlie and lola. One day lola wants a dog but their parents are not around so charlie decided to be the dog and when lola want to go and walk for half an hour she say walkies it is so funny. The next day charlie's friend call marv come out with his dog to the park near by. Charlie brought lola there and also with lola's friend. when marv ask who want to look after the dog lola and her friend say they will look after. Then marv say no splashing water, chasing birds, playing and no taking off the string. They say so boring so many thind can't do. When the two of them went to play and the two girls pull out the string the dog ran away. They went under the playgound, behind the bench they cannot find later they saw two dogs are the same and lola say sit the dog sit. The other dog ran away the dog's master say sit it sit. when the two boys went back they go back happily.

These three days

These three days are Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday my class will need to go to school because my form teacher want us to do more things in class as we are all tortoses. We do our school work too slow so my form teacher want us to come back to school to do more work. I go to 8 something and start at 9 o'clock my grandmother bring me to school and with my brother together. Our time is not the same but we still go together if not grandmother must go two time no chose. Yesterday my teacher go throng maths and today maths and english I think tommow will be english. It is fun in these three days I wish in the school time also the same fun like these days after the school reopen.

Some word that father did not know

There are some word that my father did not know. Some I will use Chinese.They are
heart of gold: kind

rehearsing: hear again

miserable: very unhappy

fashionable: modern

modern: fets you the most

peace: 河品

Burst: 炸弹

warn: 教训

Bully: tin beef

Foggy: Dark cloud.

shave: To remove a growth of beard with a razor.

Ferocious: Extremely, violent, angry, or already to attack.


Growl: 野狗叫

jumping on the bed

On 20 february I heard uncle in his room saying oh very loudly. Then I went into him room and know he is telephone .But I still don’t I went into him room and know he is telephone .But I still don’t get lost and even jump on the bed.. He call me not to jump but I didn’t open my big ear to hear him. He finish calling then I call him oh because he say oh loudly. When he tell grandmother I go lock my door and go in my room.

things I like and what I do when I am free

In primary one I like study and dislike playing but now was not the same. sometimes I love to do my home work and mother will teaches me how to do. somedays I do by my own. My favourite colours are blue and red. I love to eat apples and love to play in IMM. I like to play the bicycle at my flat. In my family I like my mother and grandmother the most my best friend was lindy. What I do when I am free I play with my brother games like toys, computer, television and bicycle. I can also do my w/s or h/w . W/s means worksheets and h/w is homework. When I play those games I feel very happy.

My school

This post is in my primary one journal. I share my journal with you. the title was My school. My school is Rulang primary school. It is big and airy. The school had five foors and we only can go four foors because the five foor we always go up and down sceaming so we cannot go. The first foor was the canteen and second foor was school hall and malay room. The third was tamil room and computer lab and four was library and my class. The hall was so big. There are many teachers some are fierce and some are not and some children are naughty and some are not. I like some of my friends and destest some. I love my school very much. There are also many animals in there.

小老鼠种花生

我要给你将一个故事叫小老鼠种花生。牛伯伯教小动物种地。小山羊学种白菜，小白兔学种黄瓜。小老鼠想：花生最香，我就学种花生吧。


几个月后，小羊拔了最大的白菜送给牛伯伯，小白兔摘了最长的黄瓜送给牛伯伯。


小老鼠看到田里没长出花生，伤心地哭了。牛伯伯说：“别着急，花生藏在泥土里呢！”

大家帮小老鼠挖出了好多花生。小老鼠请大家一起吃香喷喷的花生。

New Year three

After new year two was three, it was saturday my mother went to pray the monk. My father brought us to the Science Centre. When we went there my father brought us to the Mcdonald. He asked my sister to buy foods and drinks she asked me then I say don't know. She reply don't know don't eat and I say don't eat don't eat la who say I want to eat. Soon, she came and buy one hash brown for me. Finnsh eating we went to the playground beside the Mcdonald. Sister first went to see her height and father teach her how to see what is her height and father and my I don't know. Then we went in and I saw many things there are

One make to many:

You put one cube between then it will became a square.

If you put all the cube it will became all squares from in to out.

Computers:

Just used the mouse to click here and there then you can play.

Water playground:

There are some balls put all the balls in the hold the ball will

jum up the hold.

Dry:

You stand in front of the clock if you are in wet.

ball:
There were three sations you can spin a well then it will move.

spining money:

Put 10 cent there and it will spin round and round and went down.

It was fun in there and many other water games. When we are play the spining money I fighted with my brother then my sister hurt my leg. My father was very angry with us so he go to where we also don’t know and go out and saw him then he said no lunch. He drove us home and call us to get down and my sister says never eat lunch on strange to go out of your car!

New Year two

Last Friday, it was New Year two I went to my mother's friend's house with my brother and sister to give an bao. In mother's friend's house we eat 肉干 and melonseed also play camputer and eat lunch. When we are eating lunch I asked a prinary three boy what he is bone in he say Rabbit and I say Dragon. After lunch I go play a game call Super word we always can’t don’t know all the word then just give up. Afternoon we went to another house it was fun my brother is here that's no way fun. He is molester because he open a girl's botton. I wonder to go back home early my brother is too naughty.

Chinese New Year one

After New Year Eve, was Chinese New Year one mother brought my Grandfather, Grandmother, uncle, Sister, brother and me to sentosa. We got MRT to there stop at otram park and went out of the tain then went another tain. In the sentosa my bought tickets and we play racing car How to play you just push it will go you pull it will stop. You need to go to the end there was a line that had one right and one left. At night we go see musical magic it start at 7.30. First they sing then they saw a sleeping beauty and have some fire out and that’s all. It was very nice.

New Year Eve

Last wednesday, it was New Year Eve my mother brought my sister, brother and me to cityhall to see fireworks my father did not go because he like to be very busy like the bees. We went there by MRT.The fireworks will start at 12'o clock so my mother bought us 14 tickets we 3 play aeroplane game it will turn up and down on the right and left. It had still left some tickets sister and I play a game that will go upsidedown we must hold like a bat. we came out I want to vomit. On 10 something we are very tired and we sat on a bench after my mother bought my brother some tickets again. That is for him to play car the car it not very fun. When we are on the tain by the home we got tired expect my mother. Mother got out from the tain and she carry my brother untill the flat. She called her mother to come down to carry brother. Sister and I just got home we run to change clothes and went to sleep. We were very happy on New Year Eve even we are very tired.

Shopping Centre

Yesterday, my mother had brought us to Shopping Centre after going to Science Centre going to Shopping Centre we got bus there. It is the last bus stop we got down I sit on the bus I am very quiet I always see outside. At the Shopping Centre we go see some t-shirt and hear china people singing on the stach. In the Shopping Centre is very fun we will go again next time.

Science Centre

Today, my mother bring us to the Science Centre my father did not go. He had lots of works to do I call him he say cannot then I reply you don't have many works to do you want to play with your girlfriend. He say no lah I really have works to do you tell me what works la. Ha ha I know already bye bye. My mother bring us to Science Centre and also eat breakfast the breakfast is in the Macdonald. Beside the macdonald is a playground we finsh eating go play there. Then we go in it is very cold in there we saw some games and we never play we go to the water playgound we go put balls in a hold and the ball will go round and round. We also watch the movie that is on sea that is a woman saw all the fish there are many fish in sea the are
1. Starfish
2.Crownfish
3.Snakefish
4.Prawn
5.Snake
6.Crab
7.Trees
8.Transplant
9.Turtle
Starfish:
There are long and short a bet fat and a bet thin.
Crownfish:
Fat and thin funny and cute.
Snakefish:
Long, short and thin.
Prawn:
Not fat and not thin just the same.
Crab:
They will hide it self in the floor.
Trees:
It is very short on tall ones.
Transplant:
It is always waving look like waving to us.
Turtle:
Their web feet are flat and so cute.
We say wow it was very my mother say next sunday she will bring us there again.

playing bicycle again

Last sunday, I went down to my flat. I also brought my brother down. At first I don't bring to play and he want to play. Then I say okay and ask him to get your bicycle.

I ride very fast and brother was too slow and keep asking me to wait for him. We play this games:

1. bicycle race
2. blind mice
3. A, E, I, O, U
4. red land
5. water grass
6. colour catching

They are fun!

Bicycle race:

A few people will be side by side and than ride. The first person to reach the finishing line wins. I am very excited! I think I would win.

Blind Mice:

There will be a catcher and the catcher will close his or her eyes to catch the other players. If the catcher caught them the people will take over the catcher.

A, E, I, O, U:

There is also a catcher. The other player rest will stand far away from the catcher at a distance. The catcher will then say AEIOU several time with his back turned. When he turned to face the players, they can't move. If not, they will be the catcher instead. Then, someone will touch the catcher when he is near him and the catcher will be able to catch.

Red Land:

Everyone will be running on the red area including the catcher.

Land and Water:

The catcher will be on a playground when others stand on the land or water. The water refers to a patch of grass. Players could move when the catcher is not looking. However, they must move back to original position when the catcher is looking.

Colour Catching:

It is easy. The catcher can only step on one colour and the ground while the players cannot step on the ground.

My brother always say he want go back home I say later lah then he say again I go back loh.

hula-hoop

Yesterday, I am learning how to play hula-hoop with hand I only know how to use right hand I don't know how to use left hand. Sometime I need to use the left hand to help because I use right hand could not turn the hula-hoop somtimes I just turn don't need to use left hand to help right hand. I like to play hula-hoop with hands and my brother also like he also know how to play I teach him how to play then he know. We use hand to push the hula-hoop and the hula-hoop will come back. My grandfather teach us and we still don't know how to do then my sister teach us my brother know but I don't know. My brother also teach me I still don't know.

A game

Today afternoon I play a game with my brother and sister. The name is working game it is very fun game. My sister say I am boy and she is a girl and my brother is her younger brother. My working place is at the sofa my sister and her brother is at the computer. My sister and her brother sleeping place is at the another sofa my sleeping place is at my working place and we use two chair to make a car. one chair is driver sit and another is for puting things. I am the driver they are the passager to sit on. We must also use our telephont my telephont is a toy and mybrother is turtle my sister is bear. my telephont sound is la la la in chismas sound sister is ring ring ring in chistmas sound brother is din din din in chistmas sound. We go eating, buying and watch movies.

clubpenguin

Today, My brother play clubpenguin he want me to teach him how to play the thin ice and I teach him then he saw me aways play wrong and don't let me to play Thin ice. I help him he say he want me to play Astro barrier and I trick him I say this game can have more money.He never say any thing later he say again and again so I say Ok lah. He want to play Astro barrier he play that game he say he want to play jet pet. Then I say go and die lah you play yourself he play himself and he level two he already lost.

wednesday and Thursday

This wednesday and thursday my chinese teacher, Lian lao shi want us to bring an bao and also used that to make chinese new year things I don't know how to say the name at home. yesterday My friend theresea she brought thirteen an bao and eighty-seven chinese new year things. Lian lao shi say she want the chinese things and theresea gave all Lian lao shi say theresa gave alog. Later recess time theresea take the things to go to the recess and she saw one more need to give to Lian lao shi. Then I say tommow then give. we like recess time because It is fun in the recess we eat, play and go to the library.

At act class

Mr Yap want us to draw my family some trees a bushess and a light. Also a pass for the peopleto go draw on the white board and we will copy. Mr Yap had teach us how to put the poster and used the poter to colour and some people still don't know. I get C and my sister get A I go home draw again and I draw more nice I also don't know why.

A story in chinese

Today, I read a chinese story.

The story will tell you some important things. I tell you the story in in english. The title is. Today old man. Do you think the name is funny? The story goes like this.

There is a boy called Le Le. His father asked him do you do finsh your homework he say tommow he will do.

Le Le, can you help me to mop the floor? Asked Le Le's mother said. He said tommow he will do.

At night Today old man came to Le Le. when Le Le is sleeping Today old man say he bring Le Le to see today garden.

Le Le heard today then he say tommow. Le Le saw alot people is learning. Today old man also let them to guess some things. now already very late Today old man said we will go back to tommow.

Le Le open his eyes and saw his mother is standing beside him. this story tell us that everything must today do cannot be tommow.

playing bicycle

The third last week, I brought my brother to ride the bicycle under our flat. When we were playing there are some people playing coming to play with us. We had play basketball, bicycle and staircase.

We play basketball I asked my friend do you have a ball he say yes and I ask him can you take down he say no. Then I call them to wait for me I go up to get the ball and my brother say he want to follow me.

I take the ball and go down and I can't found them. Later I found them at the playground then we go to the under our flat to play the ball. We monkey game with the ball.

Do you know how to play monkey I will teach you now. It must be three people, five or eight Don't be too many people.

How to play bicycle game. It can be many people as It had only one leader the first person will be the leader and rest of it will follow the first person.

And the last game is call staircase! I like to play this game because one people go up the staircase and I push him and he say later he also push me then I say ok I don't push you. On 7o' clock we went home. Next week my brother went to hospital.

Aloha Dinner

Last Friday, My parents brought my sister, Brother and me to Marriot hotel to eat dinner. When we just went in we were very cold then we saw a very tall christmas tree. The christmas tree is very bright. The dinner is eurasion's party because the food is not nice not like singapore's food. The food don't taste right. I don't quite like them. We finish eating we were play many games the children game my sister won because she was the biggest one. I am the seven to go down and my brother is the second to go down. My sister got the very big presant and inside was a big bag. We had play many games we had like. The games was very fun we like playing all the games.

Molo-poly

Wednesday, My sister went to her friend's house and brought the molo-poly. when my sister when back She ask me can we play the molo-poly so I say yes. We play from 6o'clock to
10 o'clock. 7 o'clock to 8 o'clock my sister had to watch television and we also need to eat dinner so we stop half way. 8 o'clock to 9 o'clock my mother have to teach me my sister will have to wait for me to finsh. when my mother teaching me I always forget the meaning. From
9 o'clock to 10 o'clock we continue to play molo-poly. And my sister won. The next day afternoon we went to My sister's friend's house to play the molo-poly. I buy alot of house and my sister want one of my house so I sell the house to her and her friend want a house from me I say yes then my sister say no because my sister's friend me to sell 200$ and my sister say 500$ to sell the house. Later my sister is won and her friend is next and I lost.

computer and television trip

Today morning I am watching CD with my brother. Then my sister say she want to use the computer so she press the botton to use the computer then the television and the computer
has trip. Because in the house have a box has trip. Later my grandmother has repair for us.
Then I say I want to play the old computer I press the botton the computer can't on it is because the computer already spoilo so I can not play the computer games.

went to the library

Yesterday, I went to the library again to return the books and borrow the books. We went there with my sister's friend. My sister friend was waiting for us I saw her my sister did not saw her. When we are at the road we go my sister still looking at another side. when we are there we went to find some books to read. I found the powerpuffgirls books I found two one I read there one I borrow. Later we borrow tweenty-nine books altogeter nine books are My sister friend's three books are mind's and seventeen books are My sister's. when we went back my sister say I borrow too little books.

Aeroplane game

Today, We have nothing to do then I ask my mother Can we play the Aeroplane game she say yes. when we are playing my brother say he want to be the first one so we say he can be the first one then he say the next one must be my mother she don't want to be the next one. I say I want to be next one then my brother no he want my mother say she don't play aready my brother say ok lal. When we start to play the game my brother say he want my mother to be next one again so my mother she don't play then my brother cry.

bintan beach

Here, I am back from bintan beach there were very fun. I went there with my mother, grandmother, sister, brother and another family. My father said he want to go then the next day he said he does not want to go. We went by ship we are on the ship I vomite five or six times my sister vomite one time my brother vomite one time amd another family did not vomite. We are there my family sleep in the small bedroom and the another family sleep in the big bedroom. There are alog of things to play there are swimming, children club, vollyball and others. We were very happy. When we are back from bintan beach big bedroom. There are alog of things to play there are swimming, children club, vollyball and others. when we are playing vollyball another family alway won us then is my turn I thow the ball too near so the other famliy can't catch so we won. After playing vollyball we play football. We were very happy when we are back from bintan beach.

Term four holiday

This saturday, My parents bring us to see the disney magic show. My parents are going to buy the ticketsto go in. We are very excited to see the magic show. I ask my father if I Had seen before? He say he don't know. And next saturday, we are going to the a country I don't know the country's name. We will go there by ship.

library

Monday, my sister brought me to the library. My sister's friend also went with us. My sister and me wait for her friend to go to the library. We wait for her at our building.Then we went to the library. When I go to the library I borrow four books my sister borrow eleven books. My sister's friend only can borrow one book because sunday she already borrow seven books and she return one book and borrow another one book. When we are going back My sister ask me can she read all the books in one day. Then I say no you can't read so many.

At art outing

yesterday, is a art outing. I went to the outing with my sister and her friend. The outing we had go is changi beach. Our teacher, Mr yap told us that we come here was to draw the big river.

He also told us went the sun come out the water will follow the sun went the sun go down the water will follow the sun again. From 4'0.clock to 6'0.clock but the moon come out the water will follow the moon. Mr yap told us what to draw then we put out the mat.

My sister she always sit with her friend because they are all in the same class.

when we put out the mat there are many ants coming here and there and my sister call her friend to throw a sweet to a very far place we saw a big spider on our mat.

Later we finsh drawing my sister and her friend got A and I got B+. Next time I want to get A+.

Wednesday and Thursday

Today and Tomorrow my sister and I go to school for two hour only. I go from 9.30AM to 11.25AM and my sister go from 7.30.AM to 9.30.AM. Go to school also play games only and do not do anything. On Wednesday my teacher collect the exampappers and reportbooks. And on Thursday we do not do anything we also play games only.

Tuesday

Tuesday. I do not need to go to school I just stay at home for fun. I am also waiting for school. So boring I said then I watch TV when I finsh playing the paino. later is lunch time I eat as I watch TV again.

games

I like to play alot of game some are my favourite some are not. The game are in y8, miniclip,
clubpenguin and sugerfreegames The most of games are in y8.

Not Fair

Not Fair!!!

My brother want to play the computer but I also want to play alway my brother can play I cannot play any computer.

My sister is also playing.

I standing there don't do any thing looking at them playing.

2 or 3 hour later I tell my brother to let me to play but my brother.

I want to play the computer games I told my brother he still say no I told him he already play 2 or 3 hour he still say no.

When I say he play 2 or 3 hour my sister and grandmother say he didn't he just play.

Saturday

Today, is Saturday.

In the morning, My sister, younger brother and me we want to watch TV. my brother say he want to play computer games.

Then my sister and I finish watching TV we also go to play. My sister write the blog and my brother is playing the computer games except me.

I did not do anything. My brother do not know how to play any of the game I will teach him then he say don't plays this don't plays that!

Then the next time my sister say don't care him so I do not care him.

In the night When my grandfather is playing the computer my brother take he's glasses box and throw it beside the dustbin because he want to play computer games again.

Boring Day

Today is a very boring day. I could not have any things to do.I want to read storybooks but no storybooks. I only can play computer games. when I finish playing I am bored again. So I watch the TV. The TV was not nice then I watch CD. later I do not know what to do again.

Holidays

Yesterday was Deepavali we did not need to go to school. We will stay at home. We stay at home playing computer games.

When I am playing my younger bother said he wanted to play. But my elder sister said I could only play one hour.

1 hour later, Then my brother play he play unit night. I said I want to play already, But my brother said I still want to play.

The next day, my brother has to go to school. My sister does not need to go to school she only need to go to Chinese Orchestra.

Only I am at home. I don't go to school because I have a holiday. I stay at home playing computer games again.

No one was at home except my grandparents.

After exam

After my exam we are packing all the things and we are ready to go to a new house to see. We pack the things in three big box. we put the assmentbooks in the first box and the second and third box we put the storybooks. I think the house was very nice.

My SA2 exam

I had not failed my SA2 Examinations. I got 66/80 for Math, 46 and a half/60 for English and 35 and a half/70 for Chinese. I got full marks for myChinese Listening Comprehension. I like my SA2 exam very much.

~Post Edited by my Big Sister, Jiejie =D